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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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